There's no Valentine's Day like a VENGEFUL Valentine's Day.
The San Antonio Zoo is running a promotion this year where they'll name a rat after your ex . . . and feed it to a snake. It costs $25, and you can watch a livestream of it happening on Valentine's Day.
They're also doing one of those "name a cockroach after your ex" deals that have gotten popular over the years. That'll run you $5.