There's a guy named Cory Lutz in Petersburg, Kentucky, and over the weekend, he and his fiancée and her sister built a big snowman in the yard.
Well . . . apparently, on Monday, someone was driving by, saw the snowman, and decided to RUN IT OVER. But what that person didn't realize was . . . the snowman was built over a big TREE STUMP.
So when Cory got home, he saw the tire tracks leading up to the snowman . . . and a bumper-shaped dent in the snow against the stump.
Which means that somewhere in his town, there's a person with a jacked up bumper . . . all from randomly trying to destroy a stranger's snowman.