There's a guy named Brandon Hatfield in St. Augustine, Florida. And on Monday night, he broke into a zoo park, and jumped into their crocodile pit.
While he was wearing Crocs.
And, just like you'd expect, at least one of the three 12-foot crocodiles in the pit attacked him before he got away.
The next morning, the staff found shorts, blood, and, yes, the Crocs in the pit and called the cops.
And the cops ALREADY had Brandon . . . they'd found him the night before wandering around a neighborhood nearby in just his boxers, with blood on his leg and foot.
They took him to the hospital, and when he gets out, they say he'll be charged with burglary, criminal mischief and a probation violation. They think he might've broken into the park on a dare . . . and really, he's lucky to be alive.