Eddie Translates the North Korean Cheerleaders

posted by Eddie Foxx - 

North Korea sent some very, um . . . over-the-top cheerleaders to the Olympics. They were apparently called the "Army of Beauties." Yes. Really. Here they are after their team lost 8 to 0 . . . in hockey. 

I actually speak "North Korean Cheerleader."**clears throat** Allow me to translate . . .

WE! REALLY! WON!

WE! REALLY! WON!

WE DON'T ACCEPT YOUR EVIL DEMOCRATIC SCORE!

STUPID RULES DON'T APPLY TO OUR JONG-SPAWNED TEAM. . . TEAM THAT DOESN'T SCORE WINS!

ALSO . . . KIM JONG-UN IS BIG PIMPIN' GOLD MEDAL SEXY!

Honestly. I thought it just made things awkward. GO TEAM USA!!! Bring that gold on back home.

GO TEAM USA
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