MAREN MORRIS is in Hawaii this week for a songwriter's festival. And as everyone knows, you can't leave that state without posting at least one photo of yourself in a swimsuit. She did, and she looked absolutely lovely.

I wish that were the end of the story, but no, some Internet troll accused her of having a boob job . . . and then added, quote, "fake boobs are disgusting."  

Here's where the story DOES get better, because her comeback was completely original.

She wrote, "Not that it would be any of your business, but I didn't. But guess what? You just won a meet-and-greet of your choice so you can come and say that to my face."