"Avoiding housework" is one the 10 most annoying things men do. So I think it's safe to say DAVID NAIL'S wife must be constantly irritated with him because he avoids it like the plague. At least he admits he's lame. 

 

He says, quote, "I'm so bad at picking up around the house, and just self-admitted, you know? 

 

"But the other day, it was so funny because I consciously had to force myself to do this, but I unloaded the dishwasher and then reloaded it, and then unloaded it again. I was so proud. I mean, you'd have thought that I spent three hours working."

 

Naturally, he couldn't wait to tell his wife. He said, quote, "I had to call her when she got off work, and say, 'You're not going to believe this, I unloaded the dishwasher.'"

 

She wasn't impressed. He adds, "I got a little upset because she wasn't quite as thrilled and proud of me as I wanted. I guess I wanted her to come in and do cart wheels, but it was a big thing for me. I'm still living off that."