Listen Live on  
 

99.9 Kiss Country

Today's Hit Country in Asheville
 
 
On Air Now Listen Live on  

The Eddie Foxx Show

NEED TO KNOW ST. PATTY'S DAY INFO

 
NEED TO KNOW ST. PATTY'S DAY INFO

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY YA’LL! A day a whole BUNCH of folks wear green, drink beer, and . . . probably yak in a random shoe. These are KNOWN facts. But . . . there are a few things about this Irish holiday I bet ya'll probably weren't even aware of . . .

-If ya'll plan to celebrate by drinkin' green beer, wear green pants. Trust me on this. I recommend some, like . . . deep, dark forest green.

-It's the most popular day for the Irish to drink. The second most popular . . . is the rest of 'em.

-People who celebrate it by drinkin' responsibly are called "not me."

-Saint Patrick is considered
Ireland's greatest figure. Unless you ask Bono. Then . . . it's Bono.

-Evidently, Saint Patrick was the only person in history who "chased more snakes" than Lindsay Lohan.

-It's not just a day for drinkin'. It's also a day for cryin', singin' woefully off-key . . . maybe even disowning relatives. Or, as I call it . . . Monday.

-Saint Patrick was actually the patron saint of regretting stuff the next morning. (Think I read that on the Internet. Or, um . . . maybe in that new Batman comic book I just picked up. Can't remember. Either way.)

Recommended Stories

More from 99.9 Kiss Country

*