Annnnd the moron of the day award goes to....ME!

Here's how my Wednesday started off. Woke up 2 minutes before my alarm went off, 2 minutes! So I got up, got showered, and got ready to head out the door. Decided it was time to take the trash out since, well, it smelled haha. Gathered all that up including a big box from a package I ordered and put it by the door.

As I'm trying to figure out how to juggle my coffee mug, iPad, and trash without having to do more than one trip, I decided to just put the iPad in the box and grab it out when I got to my car.

Guess what I didn't do. Threw the box and trash bag in the dumpster at my apartment, paid my rent and went to work. I'm getting out of my car at work when I realized what I did! So back to my apartment I go.

Then I realized, I'm going to have to go dumpster diving to save my iPad haha. I found the property manager and she got me a ladder so I could climb gross. Apparently everyone decided to throw away their trash AFTER me. After about 10 minutes, a broken trash bag, and some extremely old and disgusting bacon looking thing stuck to my boots, I found my iPad, unharmed and not even that dirty!

And yes, before you ask, I went back home to shower, change, and disinfect my iPad haha. 

It's ok, I know it, I'm an idiot.

Never going dumpster diving again (if I can help it at least....)